friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
- Ross: What are you doing?
- Chandler: Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?
- Ross: No thanks. I’m 29.
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.